r0wdyruff:

help me, i am trapped

in a haiku factory

save me, before they

(Source: litlpup)

Sep 12 22:37 with 394,685 notes

arrogantdad:

my mom told me that in high school she used to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least until the end of February and so she did and that boy is now my dad

Sep 12 21:34 with 644,935 notes
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